Better in safe rooms, I suppose, than out on the street arresting enemies of the state such as protective parents, and pro-life pastors

Agents of the Federal Bureau of Idiots are undergoing crayon-therapy workshops

Planned events for the FBI Security Division for April and May to enhance “health and wellness” reportedly include “National Walking Day,” which involves a “short walk” so you can “get to know your colleagues” and return with “a renewed sense of productivity.” Next is “Office Yoga,” which involves “a series of simple movements to strengthen and stretch the whole body while seated in a chair.” A desk jockey’s dream! Then there’s “Lunch and Coloring,” a “fun series of coloring sessions” to showcase “your colleagues’ artistic sides,” with supplies provided. Finally, there’s “National Creativity Day,” also an opportunity to “unleash your creativity” in a “painting class.”

These play sessions are, apparently, intended to relieve stress for the office-bound thugs currently serving in Washington and plotting against the country, but do we care whether they’re fretful while committing treason and violating their oath to protect the Constitution of the United States of America? Let them go home and beat their dogs and children on their own time, and dime. And if they stay home, all the better.