It's always something; morning headlines just keep getting scarier

Pack of wild old women stalking Colorado town

Cougar alert: authorities warn parents to keep their children home after dark

And …

Runaway black hole tearing through the universe.

NASA has warned that there's an 'invisible monster on the loose', in the form of a 'runaway' black hole.

The supermassive black hole is barrelling through the universe so quickly that if it were in our solar system, it could travel the 237,674-mile journey from Earth to the Moon in just 14 minutes.

The fact that it is not in our own solar system is almost irrelevant; I mean, it could be; it’s invisible, right?