Kampallawalla Ding Dong: one banana peel away from the presidency

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President Biden fell on stage Thursday after congratulating graduates of the Air Force Academy in Colorado — drawing gasps from the crowd as onlookers rushed to help the commander-in-chief to his feet.

Biden, 80, is the oldest-ever president and is seeking a second term in next year’s election.

The White House did not immediately comment on the president’s health, but a pool reporter relayed minutes later that he “appears to be ok.” 

Blames it on an old African-American womyn

As Biden got to his feet, he pointed at a black sandbag on the stage, indicating that he had stumbled over the object.

(To be fair, the video shows the sandbag he tripped over, and it’s understandable that he didn’t see it. Still, unfortunate timing for an 80-year-old running for president.)