"Honey, don't you want to skinny dip in the pool? Hop in, and I'll be right with you."

10’ crocodile removed from Florida swimming pool. I’d thought that Florida just had sweet-tempered (compared to their cousins, the Crocodilia family) alligators, but no: “It was a large American crocodile, a reptile native to the Keys that was once near extinction and now reclaiming its natural habitat, mostly in South Florida and the southernmost island chain.”

“One more example in Florida of why everyone should turn on the pool light before they jump in for a swim at night,” said trapper Todd Hardwick, who removed the unwanted visitor.

Turn on the lights, and check the strength of your marital bonds, says I.