All five of them?

ms. alonzo smithers: “Reparations! Free bud light for both pitchers and catchers!

Texas Rangers face “backlash” from homosexuals for declining to hold a Gay Night.

"The fact of the matter is it’s a free marketing opportunity, it doesn’t cost them anything personally and they can boost revenue by looking inclusive.” Anonymous.

A revenue booster? what universe does Anonymous live in?

(Brand-expansion expert Alissa Heinerscheid was unavailable for comment.)