The Biden Crime Family seems to include everyone in the White House

at the white house easter egg hunt, 2022

Biden’s German Sheperd Schnapps has bitten or threatened 10 people since replacing the original vicious “pet”, Snuggles two years ago.

Shocker: The Secret Service has been burying the story. “There have been a few, rare biting incidents reported”, White House security chief Rufus T. Firefly conceded to FWIW, “but despite our very best efforts, we’ve been unable to identify the perpetrator, and the investigation has been closed.”