Maybe if he'd worn a Viking helmet ….

BUT WE ALL KNOW HE WON’T BE:

Rep. Jamaal Bowman Broke the Law, and He Needs to Be Charged. “Bowman pulled a fire alarm on Saturday in an apparent attempt to obstruct the House from voting on a continuing resolution bill. That came as both sides attempted to come to an agreement to keep the government from shutting down. Now, video evidence is confirming that Bowman was the culprit. Here’s a still image in which the representative is easily identifiable.”

Held in solitary confinement for 2 years awaiting trial, then sentenced to 16 years

UPDATE: And of course, the internet crowd’s been busy