Apache women

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The male warriors among the noble savages that once wandered this country could be quite cruel to their captives (by the way, the white man didn’t bring slavery to these shores, there were plenty of slaves already here, in Indian villages), but when circumstances permitted, they’d torture them briefly in the field and then bring them home to their camps for the women to have a go. The ladies could keep captives alive for days, much to the merriment of the whole tribe.

All that was before the invention of late night comedy shows, of course, and the entertainment value of these barbeques faded over time; fortunately for those who enjoy a good belly laugh, liberal women have taken over where the squaws left off, and they’re every bit as mean.