Flailing and failing
/“Joy” didn’t work; “Turn the Page” failed; “A new beginning” fared no better than turning the page; and “100 million Americans are Nazis” hasn’t brought the nation together again, as her handlers had hoped.
So how about adding a new fake accent, the black preacher/MLK/Kampalla, to her previous ones? She’s got quite the collection: Southern dandy? Check. Jamaican Rastafarian? Check. Kammy from the block? Check. Spicy Latinx? Check. Now …
Spin the wheel- What will it be today? https://t.co/VzI90EKMAg pic.twitter.com/tvULefD5Vp
— Real Ben Garrison Cartoons (@GrrrGraphics) October 27, 2024
Alright, that didn’t go over well, so maybe appeal to the sex-crazed jerk-off voter pool? Yeah, that’ll do it!
NEW: Democrat groups release an ad of a young man m*sturbating in an effort to get people to vote for Kamala Harris.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) October 27, 2024
The Democratic Party: The party of abortion and p*rn addicts.
Progress Action Fund and Defend the Vote have released a $2.5 million ad campaign with the… pic.twitter.com/r8hFYYMnJc
Okay, okay, that one was pretty limp, but this! This one’ll do it! We’ll Have AOC and “Coach” play MADDEN FOOTBALL!!! Genius!
In other news, here’s AOC and Tim Walz attempting to appeal to the youth by pretending to play Madden while talking about Project 2025. 😂 💀
— Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital) October 27, 2024
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…. To further that critique, they quit playing at halftime, and no one scored a single point. Yes, the youth football coaching legend himself, who should have been able to trounce someone as unaffiliated with football as Ocasio-Cortez, couldn't manage to score one point.
The embarrassment didn't end there, though. There was a tweet that Walz sent out that turned out to be so bad it got deleted.
Why did you delete this tweet?
— Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) October 28, 2024
Hahahahahaha pic.twitter.com/6X0B84hqmY
You’d think that even an assistant coach of a high school football team would know that a “pick six” is a defender’s interception of a quarterback’s errant throw and its return for a touchdown. As such, it’s not a planned play, and not one that anyone on offense, not even Democrat campaign strategist, would hope for.
Morons, from top to bottom.