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…. White House staff spent the better part of the morning trying to corral the President back indoors after photographers caught Biden chasing his own shadow around the historic Rose Garden with his arm awkwardly outstretched. At one point, Jill Biden grabbed her husband by the arm and escorted him away from the front gates.

… As of publishing time, Biden had predicted another 6 weeks of ‘winterburgenphdtughergh' before heading inside for a five-hour nap.