PJ Media's always reliable Stephen Green posted Florida Man Friday yesterday — here's my favorite:

He writes good, too.

You know what I hate?

So you know how you can totally legally declare yourself a citizen of the world or a sovereign citizen like we call it on Reddit and then you can put diplomatic plates you got from the internet on your car and drive however you want or park wherever you want and I think you don't even have to pay taxes which is like a huge boost for my singing career and you can like me on Facebook so anyway you're making a left at one of those Right Turn Only signs which you can do with the diplomatic plates you made yourself but then some stupid cop pulls you over anyway and you're all like "you don't have jurisdiction over me" after you show him your passport and your boyfriend is telling the cop "I feel threatened" which is supposed to make them stop whatever they're doing but instead they drag you right out of the car and next thing you know your sovereign butt is sitting in a jail cell.

Don't you hate that, too?

SCORE: Master of Disguise, Likely Story, Resisting, Recidivism, Caught on Video, Should Have Taken the L.