These fakes don't even know how to cook a hamburger, yet they claim to be smart enough to run remake the country in their own image

Chuck Schumer and his lesbian daughter attempt their first barbeque, and it doesn’t go well.

Our family has lived in an apartment building [That the senator owns] for all our years, but my daughter and her wife just bought a house with a backyard and for the first time we’re having a barbecue with hot dogs and hamburgers on the grill!

Father’s Day Heaven!

Pro-tip, Chuck: don’t put cheese on raw hamburger (and, fraud alert, have your staff turn on the grill and cook those burgers long enough so that they match the hot dogs)

How do you show the little guy that you’re one of them? Pose for phony barbeque shots.

And wash it down with some genuwine fire water, straight from the bottle

And don’t forget hot sauce for those burgers!