Ha! Seeing the headline below in Greenwich Free Press, I planned to write my own catchy lead, "What, two of them?" But then ....
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who steals my purse steals trash, but it’s expensive trash!
It turns out, it was just two.
Couple Charged with Shoplifting Handbags on Greenwich Ave Worth $3,311
Investigation revealed that Sergio Valdes-Diaz, 41 and Michelle Quevedo, 33, both of the same address in Woodside, NY concealed two handbags and utilized a shoplifting device to defeat security sensors as they exited the retail store.
Who buys this stuff?
