You may (okay, must) now address me as Miss Kunta Kinte Running Cloud Shere Khan

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That was then, on her way to becoming America’s first border czar, and before the Democrats needed a black place holder

Until now, I’ve been reluctant to reveal my true identity: a black/female/Indian/Tiger, for fear of offending one or all of those identity groups (especially tigers — you do not want to offend tigers), but KPP has just given me official governmental approval to do so, so hooray! Free at last, free at last, thank god almighty, I’m free at last.