The Kamalla Harris of useless celebrity business “executives”
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"I'm off to work!"
The Duchess of Sussex, 43, unveiled her new business venture in March, teasing its impending launch. But six months later, there’s still no release date or information about the products that customers can expect to be up for sale.
A source has suggested that the delay has been a direct result of Markle’s struggle to hire a CEO.
“The numbers don’t lie and to have almost 20 members of staff quitting on them tells its own story,” a source told Closer of Markle’s setback. “It’s unprecedented, even for a startup.”
To be fair, Miss Meghan may be as impossible to work for as Kamalla the Shrew is, but she has been a little more productive than her Washington counterpart — while Kamalla was doing nothing about the border, or building her promised EV charging network, Meghan has tied Harry into an apron and set him to work with her old Hasbro Easy-Bake, tuning out dog biscuits and jam:
While products from her brand are not available to buy yet, Markle sent out jars of strawberry jam to an exclusive group of celebs in April, prompting a “strong start” to the company’s rollout.
Since then, the mom of two has sent dog biscuits to her celeb pals [both of them? — Ed], and has teased a future rosé wine range.
