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A pending nuclear war got you worried? Economic collapse making you sleepless? Illegal aliens swamping tghe country and overloading the welfare system? Not to worry, Team Biden’s got your six.

Biden administration will ban federal government using plastic cutlery to combat climate change

"[T]he Biden-Harris Administration is announcing a new goal to phase out federal procurement of single-use plastics from food service operations, events, and packaging by 2027, and from all federal operations by 2035," the White House said. "Meeting the new goal… will further agencies’ obligations under the [previous] Executive Order." 

Biden's prior executive order aimed to reduce the sale of single-use plastic products on public lands.