Apparently, ABC is so embarrassed by the debate performance of its midgets that it’s authorized one of its performers to depart, briefly, from the approved script
/Martha Radditz Obliterates MA Gov
And boy, does she.
Operator: 9-1-1 what’s your emergency?
— Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) September 15, 2024
Me: I just witnessed a murder. pic.twitter.com/gmG7peIWZ5