Oddly enough, 86.7% of Trader Joe's shoppers also vote the Democrat party line

Moron line

That’s according to the proprietary FWIW poll conducted during group focus sessions with shoppers waiting for hours to buy a trendy shopping bag they’ve seen on TikTok and The View. Whole Food shoppers favored Democrats 98%, 0.001 per cent Republicans, with the rest undecided.

Viral Trader Joe's item makes comeback with people lining up around the block

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Shoppers were on the move today after Trader Joe's re-released their famous $3 mini tote bags. 

The small bags that gained instant fame on TikTok became available to purchase at Trader Joe's for just the second time this year.

Mayhem has since occurred at more than one Trader Joe's store, and a TikTok user named Emily even captured a video of customers wrapped around one of the grocery store's New York locations on Wednesday.

Here’s a shocker: “Reddit users also claimed that there were lines at three California Trader Joe's locations.”