Biden vows to contradict and refute everything Trump says, every day

Biden Campaign Team arrives to pick him up and buck him up

Fully recovered, or close enough, from his most recent stroke, Joe Blo announces that he’ll be broadcasting daily briefings to undercut the president of the United States. “This election is too important to let my chances be derailed by a little flu”, the octogenarian told FWIW. “Now, where’s my slipper? Someone’s always taking my slipper!”