Some stories are too much fun to try to confirm. Besides, this reeks of plausibility

Everyone out of the pool

A friend and Belle Haven resident writes:

The Belle Haven Club has had to cancel their day camp because at least 1 counselor has tested positive for the corona virus. All parents and their children are not allowed anywhere on the premises for 2 weeks. Why you ask?  The parents that live across the street from the pool [identity omitted to protect the guilty — Ed] had a party in their basement that was attended by 60 Teenagers and underage drinkers.

…. Anyway the family has left town in their private plane to go to their house in Martha’s Vineyard where he is playing tennis at the club up there.  

Stupidity and selfishness will beat gates and armed guards, every time.