"But all us celebrities do it: we name our servants and underlings as our designated mask wearers — problem solved!"

Joe and his doctor flout D.C. masking rules.

Even Chicago’s mayor has joined the act. Questioned by FWIW about being seen maskless at this past weekend’s Women Wrestling Championship, the COVID warrior was dismissive: “Piss off, white boy,” she shrieked. “Can’t you see I’m surrounded by the little people, all wearing masks, like I told ‘em to? Why the fuck do I need a mask? They doin’ the job fo me.”