In case you were wondering how the snowflakes would deal with the real world

you’re flunkies, children — get over it

Low-level White House staffers complain that they aren’t invited to the really cool parties.

“Bad enough we weren’t invited to sit in when the President met with Mr. Xi, or introduced to the Queen”, Humberto Sanchez Witherspoon III, preferred pronouns they/them/theirs, told FWIW, “I mean, my Dad can arrange that sort of thing, so no big deal, but we were kept behind a hedge at the turkey pardon — the Turkey Pardon! My Mom was really looking forward to seeing me there, and all she could see on TV was a big hunk of ugly boxwood and the top of my head. I didn’t go to Harvard to be ignored and slighted like this — you can bet there’s going to be a petition going ‘round by, like, tonight.”

kept outside the velvet, poor dears