Sacrifice must be made, and Joe’s the man to do it

“Look”, Greenwich native and White House spokesman Jennifer Psaki told FWIW, “the man needs his rest after his horrendous day today: reading a teleprompter is no easy task for an old man, and actually taking questions from four reporters? Phew!

“And he likes to swim nude”, she continued, “which he isn’t allowed to do at the White House. Even the president of the United States sometimes must stand naked.”