All that glisters is not gold

oops!

The developers of the 12-unit, no-garage condos at 89 River Road have been trying to sell them since September 2021 without success, so they tried to rent them out instead. How’d that work out? One Darien resident, now the loneliest person in Cos Cob, agreed to pay $12,000 a month for unit 206 last moth, and as for the rest,

(UPDATE FOR THE SPELLING PEDANTS HERE)

(And notice the reference to worms, please)