"Why should our Chicago constituents have all the fun?" Illinois Democrats ask, so they do something about it

Why do their legislators work only for the common good of criminals, while abandoning 98% of the state’s citizens, and why do the voters tolerate it? Asking for a friend.

Many of the thug-loving laws that have made Chicago an outhouse are spreading to the entire state of Illinois beginning Jan. 1, 2023.

The Illinois State legislature passed the almost 800-page, laughably named “SAFE-T Act” in the middle of the night, with only 40 minutes of public review. The only people who will be “safe” are the riffraff who feast on the innocent.

Behold, the “SAFE-T Act”

“SAFE-T Act” Fast Facts:

  • The new law eliminates cash bail for almost every crime, including 2nd-degree murder, kidnapping, and armed robbery.

  • Criminals with ankle bracelet locators who don’t show up to court can’t be pursued for 48 hours, giving them ample time to drive almost anywhere in North America.

  • Police will no longer be able to remove trespassers from your property.

Orland Park, Ill., Mayor Keith Pekau sounds the warning. In his two-minute rant about how insane this new bolshie law truly is, Pekau said, “Officers will no longer be able to remove trespassers from your residences or businesses. Someone could decide to live in your shed, and all we can do is give them a ticket. You have to decide what level of force is required to remove them and whether or not it’s legal.”