A Republican campaign mailing from Con ED

(Thanks for sending this along, EOS)

And this will hurt: In England, middle-class homeowners are ditching their AGA cookers because they can’t afford to run them

“Those people should never have had them in the first place”, sniffed Eliza McKenzie Snootcellar, visiting London from Greenwich, Connecticut U.S.A. to attend the Queen’s memorial service and express her personal condolences to the commoner formerly known as Prince. “I mean, really, AGAs were never intended for the masses; putting on airs — it serves them right.”