And just like that, a new tourist destination is born (Updated)

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Spain decriminalizes sex with animals, “so long as there is no injury requiring veterinary care”.

The just in: Upon hearing the news, the Mickster immediately camel-jacked a beast of burden, abandoned his long-suffering wife, and is now galloping across the deserts of Tangier to return to Gibraltar and from thence to Marbella. “To be honest,” he writes, “because it was occupied by the Moors for so many centuries, the city has always accepted zoophiles, but it will be a relief to come out in the open. Sooeee!”