I don't think we're detaining any of the 5 million who stop in anyway, but just in case ...

we’re going to disney world!

Democrats are moving to ban detention for any illegal alien who is: gay, lesbian, transvestite, a Minor Attracted Person (MAP), or a zoophiliac (the latter two categories include all Arabs, of course). And also, any alien under 2`1 or over 60, or — and you’ve got to love this one, anyone who can’t speak English!

Beyond parody, beyond the Bee.