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won’t you scrub my, er, … back?

18-year-old male senior strips down, joins freshmen girls in their shower, and the school board says “shhh!”

The incident took place on March 3, when the four freshmen girls jumped into the shower after swimming during a physical education class. Fox reports that “they noticed the transgender student, a senior, in the area containing lockers and benches. He was not in the swimming class they had just taken; he was just lurking in the locker room.

The enterprising young fellow “entered the girls’ shower area, approached them, and announced ‘I’m trans, by the way.’” Smooth! He then “undressed fully and showered completely naked right next to one of the girls. He was initially turned towards the wall but eventually turned and fully exposed his male genitalia to the four girls.”

Nothing to see here? Not if he claims to be a victim of gender dysphoria — in those cases, the little dangly bits just … disappear, and you’re some kind of Nazi/fascist/desantis for saying that they don’t.