You'd think that the Yupsters that created today's San Francisco would support their favorite food emporium, but no — they’ve fled from their Frankenstein, led by the woke store itself

“look, honey, they’re stocking organic smoke grenades!”

San Francisco Whole Foods store that closed recorded 560 911 calls in its first and only year of operation.

Workers at a San Francisco Whole Foods Market were routinely threatened with weapons before the crime-plagued store announced it was shuttering after a little more than a year in business.

Records of 568 emergency calls to the Market Street store over 13 months showed chaotic incidents, including vagrants throwing food, yelling, engaging in fights and attempting to defecate on the floor, according to the New York Times.

“Male [with] machete is back,” according to one 911 call; “Another security guard was just assaulted,” according to another call.

One call noted that security guards at the store were assaulted by a knife-wielding man, who then sprayed employees with a fire extinguisher.

One man reportedly overdosed from fentanyl and methamphetamine in the bathroom in September, according to the Times.

The store cut its operating hours in October amid high theft and hostile visitors, one of the store’s managers told the San Francisco Standard. In November, the store changed its bathroom rules after workers found syringes and pipes.

The Standard noted that deteriorating crime and drug use conditions on the street near the grocery store led to its closure. The store cut its operating hours in October amid high theft and hostile visitors, one of the store’s managers told the San Francisco Standard. In November, the store changed its bathroom rules after workers found syringes and pipes.

The Standard noted that deteriorating crime and drug use conditions on the street near the grocery store led to its closure.