Or he could just show them videos of himself showering with his daughter
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and sniffing hair — don’t forget sniffing hair! Fabulous fun!
If banned children’s books are harmless, Joe Biden should read them to kids
Joe Biden recently hosted a Pride month event for families with LGBT kids on the White House South Lawn. Ahead of the event, he announced that he’ll appoint a “banned book” czar, whose job it will be to try to compel local communities to stock their libraries with race-obsessed pseudohistories and books depicting oral sex, rape, violence, and gender dysphoria.
Now, if that sounds like an unfair description, there’s an easy way for the president to debunk his critics: He can read selected outtakes from some of these innocuous books to the prepubescent kids like those who showed up to the event.
Even better, he can do it on TV. After all, “[b]ook banning erodes our democracy,” says White House Domestic Policy adviser Neera Tanden, and “removes vital resources for student learning, and can contribute to the stigma and isolation that many communities face.”
Perhaps the White House could set up a themed reading circle on the South Lawn where the president can recite selections from “Lawn Boy,” which describes 10-year-old boys performing oral sex on each other. It is, after all, on PEN America’s Index of School Book Bans.
The School Library Journal praises “Lawn Boy” as an exploration of “race, sexual identity, and the crushing weight of American capitalism.” (Incidentally, do you know how many books celebrating traditional families or the Second Amendment or Western civilization or the wonders of capitalism are stocked in school libraries? Speaking from experience, I’d say maybe a handful — and that’s probably an exaggeration. They aren’t “banned,” schools just refuse to carry them.)
Or, better yet, First Lady Jill Biden — who, you may not have heard, earned a doctorate in education — should recite these words for the kids: “‘What if I told you I touched another guy’s d–k?’ I said. … ‘I was ten years old, but it’s true. I put Doug Goble’s d–k in my mouth …” and so on. This is a vital resource for kids, says the administration.
Though it doesn’t have to be “Lawn Boy.” It could be the graphic “novel” “Gender Queer,” banned by the Cherry Creek School District in Colorado, according to PEN. Dr. Jill — mom, educator — owes it to democracy to read the words, “I got off once while driving just by rubbing the front of my jeans and imagining getting a b— j-b.”
Some “banned books,” like “It Feels Good To Be Yourself,” are meant to normalize trendy pseudoscientific jargon and ideas among kindergarteners and first graders, filling their heads with words like “non-binary,” “gender fluid” and “gender expansive.” Others contain vulgar, graphic sexual scenes of incest and child rape, such as those featured in Sapphire’s “banned” novel “Push.”
YouTube censors video of Pride parade as inappropriate content
On Wednesday, YouTube added an age restriction to a video from transexual YouTuber Blaire White who shared a video of a Pride parade where children were present. YouTube determined that the content “may not be suitable for viewers under the age of 18.”
“YouTube has age-restricted my video containing Pride parade footage,” White announced on Twitter. “If it’s not appropriate for minors to watch on Youtube, how is it appropriate for them to go to the actual events???”
This is hardly the first time things like this have occurred. When Governor Ron DeSantis held a press conference to explain why he was pushing to remove certain books from school libraries the governor played a video that displayed some of the content from the books.
TV stations blurred out the images as pornographic, again making the governor’s point.
More amusing, the former Democrat gubernatorial candidate and current Democrat Party Chair Nikki Fried called the video “butt plug porn,” and blamed DeSantis for spreading it.
This is the same Nikki Fried who complains that children are not given these books by the State of Florida, proving that DeSantis is a book banner.
