As though Westchester County taxes weren't already enough of an incentive to move, now this:

Bear attack in Bedford, three miles from Greenwich border

The 7-year-old victim will be fine, but FWIW’s entire Bedford/Banksville reporting staff (that would be EOS) has announced an intention to relocate to a less affordable (for bears), and thus safer area, such as Mead’s Point. We look forward to her new, expanded real estate coverage from behind the gates.