Hey, kids, why don’t we all talk Infrastructure?
/Psaki claims it’s ‘irresponsible’ to say Americans are stranded in Afghanistan.
“And shame on you for suggesting that’, Psaki scolded reporters. “We’ve done everything possible to evacuate these people — we’ve even sent them Jacquie Lawson cards inviting them to visit the airport — is it President Biden’s fault that they’re too lazy to open them and respond? Not even a goddamn RSVP, if you can believe it. My grandmother in Greenwich would be rolling in her grave if she heard that”.
Pressed by CNN’s hard-hitting reporter Jim Acosta, who pointed out that many of those “not-stranded” were hiding in hovels and cardboard boxes lacking electricity, telephones, and internet access and thus incapable of receiving the Lawson invitations, Psaki was dismissive. “Is that our fault? Look, we’ve left those towel heads literally billions of dollars worth of planes, helicopters, and rockets to defend themselves, but they’re too lazy and ignorant to use them; and they’re whining about lightbulbs? Jesus Christ.
“And how about the Americans?” she asked heatedly. “Can-do, get-the-job-done, red-blooded Americans? They managed to get to an airport to fly there, now they’re saying they want an armed escort to get back? Gimme’ a break.
“And besides, this was supposed to be Kampalla’s responsibility — where is that bitch?”