Look for them soon at the medical school of their choice

DISPATCHES FROM THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE: Chicago Public Schools teachers say they were told by administrators to give migrant students passing grades.”The teachers we spoke with work in CPS elementary schools and say they spoke no Spanish, while their migrant students spoke no English, making communication virtually impossible. They also added that because their schools were located in predominantly Black neighborhoods, they offered no English as a Second Language (ESL) support. Despite this, they say they were instructed by school administrators to give their migrant students a 70 percent in every subject and pass them on to the next grade.”

Ladies of the Order of the Perpetually Outraged

I personally haven’t met a cheerful AWFL in years; in fact, they’ve all been shrieking banshees, but one’s finally surfaced — alert the media!

Liberal Woman Says MAGA 'Freakin' Hate Us' Because They're the Party of Fun

Responses have been … rude.

Maybe we can sub out our national defense to the Israelis

DailyCaller:

EXCLUSIVE: New Docs Shed Light On Air Force’s ‘Goal’ To Reduce ‘White Male Population’ Joining Officer Ranks

The Air Force finally handed over a trove of documents pertaining to its sweeping “goal” of reducing the number of white male applicants in a popular officer program after spending months stonewalling requests for their release.

… CASA requested records regarding the Air Force’s new officer applicant standards through a federal transparency request, called a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request in 2023. At the time, the Air Force said it couldn’t find any records, according to a letter obtained by the DCNF.

CASA then sued the Air Force for the records in April 2024 and received hundreds of documents and slides in response, which the DCNF subsequently obtained.

… One of the slides in question, labeled “AFROTC White,” depicts a graph that shows the percentage of white male ROTC officer applicants declining from approximately 60% in fiscal year 2019 to a projected 50% in fiscal year 2023. The graph further details how the Air Force’s goal is to reduce that percentage down to approximately 43% by fiscal year 2029, denoted by a star with the label “achieve(d) goal.”

“White male population will decline as other demographics increase,” the slide reads. [See chart above — ed]

In a separate set of documents from as early as 2022, the Air Force outlines its efforts to modify ROTC scholarship programs, which “play an important role in accession and diversity goals.” The Air Force suggests modifying the scholarship models could remove certain “testing barriers” to entry for under-represented groups.

The diversity plans extend to the Air Force’s Aim High Flight Academy (AHFA), an aviation scholarship program for high school, ROTC and Air Force Academy students, according to the documents. The Air Force notes that the AFHA applicant pool should be made up of a “minimum” of 60% underrepresented groups, further noting that it must be at least 35% minorities. (RELATED: EXCLUSIVE: Former Navy SEAL Says Biden, Harris Haven’t Learned ‘Any Lessons’ From Afghanistan Withdrawal)

Like other branches of the military, the Air Force has struggled to keep up with recruiting and retention targets in recent years. The Navy is expected to miss its recruiting goals in 2024; the Marine Corps, Army and Air Force are on on track to meet their goals, although the latter two branches missed their targets in 2022 and 2023, according to Military Times.

Only approximately 57% of servicemembers or military families polled by the Military Family Advisory Network in 2023 said they’d recommend joining the service, compared to 74% in 2019. Among some of the reasons the respondents wouldn’t recommend service were the politically charged nature of the military, differences and divisions, and low pay, among others.

She's something special, alright UPDATE: A reader insists that the owner is a Trump supporter, and was only joking. I'm not convinced, but his comment can be found below; you can decide.

Old Greenwich florist displays a skeleton dressed as Trump dangling from a noose. She removed the bandage on his ear, representing the first unsuccessful assassination attempt, only after someone complained; such a lovely person.

This flower girl is just part of what passes for mainstream politics these days:

According to a new survey that RMG Research conducted for the Napolitan News Service, a staggering 17% of voters believe that America would be better off if last week’s assassination attempt on Trump had succeeded. This includes an alarming 28% of Democrats, with another 24% unsure whether America might be better off if Trump were dead.

Only 48% of Democrats could definitively say that the country would not be better off if Trump had been killed.

Miss Salley doesn’t say which part of the 52% of her fellow Democrats she’s part of: sure that the country would be better off had Trump been killed, or just “conflicted”. Either way, I’ll shop accordingly.

Were the exploso-pagers unfair to Hamas terrorists? All the best people say yes, the lower orders think they were just fine

Catholics Who Cheer Exploding Pagers Need to Learn Their Faith and Repent. Uh huh — sure.

As Twitchy reported, the usual suspects — Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Rep. Rashida Tlaib — were appalled at Israel's strike at Hezbollah militants by selling them thousands of exploding pagers. Most of us thought it was pretty clever and even made some great memes out of it.

Even though Israel pulled it off, some people didn't think it was very Christian of them. MuslimSkeptic.com founder Daniel Haqiqatjou noted that no Muslim had ever committed "terrorism" via mass-distributed consumer goods. Consumer airlines, maybe, but not mass-distributed consumer goods.

And then a modern mackerel snapper — you know, all paths lead to God? — weighed in:

She's as garbled as her would-be heir

won't somebody please page her?

Hillary Clinton says it's a 'double standard' to ask Harris about her policies

Hillary Clinton forcefully argued [they mean shrieked] that Vice President Kamala Harris didn't need to clarify her policy positions in interviews and said that the 2024 Democratic candidate was facing a "double standard" from voters and the media.

"She does not have to do it, Kara. I'm going to just cut to the chase," Clinton told journalist and podcast host Kara Swisher on the "On with Kara Swisher" podcast this week.

"In fact, she's put out policies on her campaign website. Anybody who's truly interested can go and read about them. [And her voters are very much NOT interested, they just hate Trump]. She referenced policies. She actually doesn't just have policies and concepts. She has plans [in her head[ about what to do," Clinton said, referring to a policy page Harris added to her campaign website earlier this month.

It’s a “double standard” because male candidates aren’t questioned about their policies and positions? Really? Examples, please.

"I think it's, um, you know, it's a double standard, and it's a double standard that is partly because they are still getting to know her. But also because they're still grappling with the idea like, ‘Oh, am I really going to vote for a woman to be president and commander in chief?’" she continued.

And it’s racist because white women are the ones who are demanding details of who and what they’d be voting for?

"This is particularly true, let's just say it and underline it, about White women [voters]," Clinton continued. 

Certainly not the AWFLS, and they comprise 72.3% of all likely voters who identify as females or girly-girls. (All statistics cited in this post have been generated by FWIW’s AI On-the-Spot Number Generator, and are infallible).

Oddly enough, 86.7% of Trader Joe's shoppers also vote the Democrat party line

Moron line

That’s according to the proprietary FWIW poll conducted during group focus sessions with shoppers waiting for hours to buy a trendy shopping bag they’ve seen on TikTok and The View. Whole Food shoppers favored Democrats 98%, 0.001 per cent Republicans, with the rest undecided.

Viral Trader Joe's item makes comeback with people lining up around the block

(Link doesn’t work at the moment — blame it on The Daily Mail)

Shoppers were on the move today after Trader Joe's re-released their famous $3 mini tote bags. 

The small bags that gained instant fame on TikTok became available to purchase at Trader Joe's for just the second time this year.

Mayhem has since occurred at more than one Trader Joe's store, and a TikTok user named Emily even captured a video of customers wrapped around one of the grocery store's New York locations on Wednesday.

Here’s a shocker: “Reddit users also claimed that there were lines at three California Trader Joe's locations.”

No one tell the AWFLs (of both sexes) at Greenwich Time — it’ll break their hearts

The Daily Chart: “Latinx” Still Not Catching On

The Pew Research Center is out with new survey data on the identity label the left prefers for Hispanics, the mockable “Latinx.” Awareness of the label among Hispanics has increased substantially over the past few years, but—they still don’t like it, and almost no actual Hispanics (outside of faculty roomsAA) use it.

Even in Maine

Mr. Michael Kebede has plans for his new state

Maine ACLU Lawyer Likens ICE to Nazi Germany, Urges State to Block Illegal Immigrant Deportations

The Maine Wire:

At a Portland town hall event Monday evening hosted by a collection of progressive nonprofit organizations, a lawyer from the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) of Maine said that he will be urging the State Legislature to pass laws protecting illegal immigrants from deportation, and compared federal immigration authorities to Nazis in 1930s Germany.

The Maine Immigrants’ Rights Coalition (MIRC) hosted the town hall event, entitled “Centering and Restoring The Community: Elections 2024,” at the Portland Public Library.

Speaking on the panel was Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows, State Rep. Deqa Dhalac (D-South Portland), EqualityMaine Executive Director Gia Drew, and Maine ACLU policy counsel Michael Kebede.

[RELATED: Maine ACLU Says Failed Proposal to Legalize Portland Homeless Encampments with Frequent Overdoses, Assaults, and Rapes Would Have Been “Positive First Step”…]

“We’re here because there is a very consequential federal election happening in just a couple of months,” Kebede opened his remarks. “Over the last 20 years, the federal government has transformed from what it used to be into a source of moral pain, a source of regressivism.”

Former President Trump has made a hardline stance on illegal immigration and executing mass deportations a key part of his 2024 campaign platform, vowing that in a second term he would launch “the largest deportation in the history of our country.”

Trump’s vow has come in response to an unprecedented level of foreign nationals entering the U.S. illegally.

According to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security’s (DHS) data, encounters with illegal border-crossers increased from 1.9 million in 2021 to 3.2 million in 2023.

… On the topic of immigration, Kebede pointed to an ordinance in the City of Portland that prohibits city employees and police officers from inquiring into the immigration status of any person, a policy that was passed amid what he called “widespread racial profiling” by the federal government after the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.

The morning of the 9-11 attacks, two of the most notorious terrorists involved in the plot — Mohamed Atta and Abdulaziz Alomari — flew out of Portland International Jetport before boarding planes in Boston.

[RELATED: City of Portland Claims Migrant Crisis an “Act of God”…]

Kebede also cited an executive order issued in 2004 by then-Gov. John Baldacci (D) that established a similar policy at the state level, barring state employees, including law enforcement, from inquiring about the immigration status of individuals applying for state services, like welfare benefits or MaineCare.

“What this did was it prevented smooth cooperation between the state and the federal government in deportation efforts,” Kebede said. “It threw sand in the deportation machine, and unfortunately, the 2004 Governor Baldacci executive order was the very first thing, on his very first day, that Governor LePage repealed.”

“…[O]ne thing the ACLU hopes to see and will work for, and I hope all of you here will be interested in working toward, is trying to prevent state cooperation with all of the federal government’s deportation efforts,” Kebede said.

[RELATED: Mills Admin Seeks to Spend $2.7 Million to Boost Recruitment of ‘racial, ethnic, and linguistic minorities’ into Workforce…]

Kebede claimed that in “many cases” illegal immigrants die after they are deported back to their home country, saying that one of the reasons migrants come to the U.S. is because they are “afraid to continue living where they live for political reasons, for family reasons, maybe they’re trans.” [gotta throw that in, naturally; or unnaturally]

In cases when a migrant is in the U.S. illegally, Kebede argued that the State of Maine and local municipalities should “stop cooperating with the federal government” and say “we will not help you deport our neighbors.”

… According to the Maine ACLU website, Kebede joined the organization after working as a volunteer on the group’s campaign to legalize non-citizen voting in Portland’s local elections.

[RELATED: Mills Admin, Nonprofits, and Big Biz Back New Migrant Resettlement Agency for Maine…]

Kebede claimed that if all of the illegal immigrants were deported from the U.S., the economy would “crash and burn” and “create a global recession.”

The Maine ACLU policy counsel labeled supporters of deportation of illegal immigrants as belonging to “vile political communities,” drawing a comparison between U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to the Nazi regime in 1930s Germany.

“There’s also the moral consequence of belonging to vile political communities, which I don’t think anyone one of us wants to belong to,” he said. “When history books write about us and we’re asked, ‘what were you doing when the ICE officers marched into businesses, marched into courthouses, marched into schools and took children, took their parents, and sent them back to countries where the best you can hope for is a meager survival, but in some cases where they died, what were you doing?'”

[RELATED: ‘We work very well with ICE’: Cumberland County Sheriff Defends Decision Not to Honor Immigration Detainers…]

“That kind of question was asked of many Germans who lived in the 1930s, and I would hope some of them are ashamed to say, ‘I was doing nothing, I was being entertained, and I was living a lovely life,'” he added. “That’s, I feel, what’s at stake for someone who isn’t personally or physically harmed, or doesn’t risk any kind of personal thing under the forces of neo-fascism in the United States.”

According to federal data, more illegal immigrants were deported during President Barack Obama’s time in office than under either President George W. Bush or President Donald Trump. According to the data, the U.S. processed roughly 2 million deportations under Bush, more than 3 million under Obama, and less than 1 million under Trump, though the Trump administration numbers were likely skewed by the COVID-19 pandemic.

And if I repost Green’s criminal act, what then?

Stephen Green, PJ Media:

ARREST ME: I Just Broke Election Law in California With this AI Image

The Governor presides

California Gov. Gavin Newsom signed legislation on Tuesday making it illegal to "with malice, knowingly distribute an advertisement or other election communication containing materially deceptive content," 120 before an election and 60 days after.

"With malice," really?

Oh, Gavin — my black little heart is filled with so much malice for you and your statist party that it would have to grow six sizes today just to get half as big as the Grinch's after he learned the true meaning of Christmas. 

The Democrat and mayor of the former best-run, most-livable city in the whole dang world, San Francisco, can be seen in the above photo announcing he'd placed his royal seal on Assembly Bill 2655. "Safeguarding the integrity of elections is essential to democracy, and it’s critical that we ensure AI is not deployed to undermine the public’s trust through disinformation – especially in today’s fraught political climate," Newsom said in a statement.

The phrases "First Amendment" and "freedom of expression" were nowhere to be found.